Hands off the donuts!
Motion-activated, he's ready to ambush as soon as someone opens the fridge door. Says 5 different phrases, including "Put your hands up or I'll shoot!" He's even got an LED flashlight aimed right at the perp.
6-3/4"H x 5"W x 3-1/2"D. Plastic. Requires 1AA battery, included.
Fridge Patrol

